Unless you’re a really high-level athlete, you won’t go anywhere near those calories burned. A marathon runner spends about 10-15 calories per minute. You’re saying that you are active for 1h straight, without breaks, at an activity level that matches marathon runners?

The benefits of this game regarding fitness are undeniable but there is no way to burn that much in two hours playing it. You’re more realistically looking at 500 extra calories. 800 if you’re going crazy hard.

So what does that mean then? Is there a casually sucking dick but saying “no homo” means that it’s not gay?

Bleh.

For years, Ireland had a gay Taoiseach. Yeah, he’s not the president and so not the head of state but he’s the one in power.