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12 minutes agoWell, they had a good run at 36 seasons anyway.
Well, they had a good run at 36 seasons anyway.
A bomb squad goes to diffuse it, but a cat just jumps out of the box.
Terrorist: “Wait, then what did I do with the-”
Order from BDS? Are you crazy? It would take forever and probably not make it in one piece. You should try Bombing Express. They have next day air.
Gimme your address so I can send you a bomb detector.
Can I just die instead?
The litmus test for civility.
I like to listen to human music:
I think something crazy would have to happen for that to be a possibility. Like, the US President would have to be taking orders from Russia or worse.