Yeah i’ve heard good things about it recently. I’ve always liked how easy curl can be in php.

Adding typing seems like it would fix most of the problems i did run into but

Has PHP raised its standards on function naming? Or do you still have batshit situations like realEscapeString2() because the first 30 other functions for escaping strings are deprecated?

PHP5 was basically the Adolf Hitler of programming languages

You know how something can be so terrible it ruins something forever? Like the hitler stache

My computer is lit up orange except for the cpu cooler. Those lights are set to blue for better cooling

Real men test in prod

Reaaal men of geeenius

const…ish

Code whisperer

(Until i have to deal with legacy code. Then im usually screaming obscenities)

The lone wolf dev who hasnt been seen for 3 months explaining how the new microservices he created all integrate together

You like them?

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Still mad about this one

Final space was so good. Cartoon Expanse

Some dude named Autumn’s dick

No way that non compete was enforcable

Its what people used to do when they were done working at the end of their career to live out the end of their lives

It has been replaced by the 9,45, or heart attack retirement plans for the most part

Of course Russia is shooting itsself. I bet if it could throw itsself out a window it would.

How dare Russia make Russia look so weak

Predefined queries that you can interact with like another table more or less

My chimney has never been swept

Because of child labor laws? Or because i dont have a chimney.

You decide

Linting

This is called linting

A nas may be overkill for what you want.

You may only need a modernish pc with lots and lots of storage so you can keep redundant copies of your library

Plex was super easy for me to set up on my old gaming pc that had multiple TB of storage.

So was jellyfin when i decided to swap.

If you only want to watch your library over your local network and dont care about remote access id reccomend going with jellyfin instead of plex because FOSS vs proprietary software. They both can be configured for remote access but it seemed easier to do in plex and also not something youd want to do depending on where/how you’ve acquired your digital library

Mobile gacha / 10

Did the orcas get it