Halo was best when it was Halo:CE played 4v4 on two linked systems, with the teams on two screens in an undersized dorm room in 2002. Alternatively, two people playing through the entire game in co-op mode and finishing at 3 in the morning.

Everything since then has been mid at best

Hey OP, I’m too late seeing this but I want you to know I love you for doing it.

Keep being awesome ♥️

False.

Licking can only be done with a tongue.

Eyelids moisten eyeballs. They are moist. You have moist, squishy eyeballs, and the eyelids help keep em moist.

Mmmm. Moist. Like wearing socks in a creek

Arschgeweih is my favorite, my second favorite is from Dungeons and Daddies (Not a BDSM Podcast), where they called them Women’s Empowerment tattoos

This is the type of pedantry that annoys me and yet I admire. Bravo, good fellow, I salute you

Oooh boy! I can’t wait to talk about this on r/theatre!

There is no Rosetta Stone for zoomer brain rot (?)

NGL I almost deleted it this morning, glad it made you giggle

TW: crude and insensitive joke (hopefully the spoiler tag works lol)

ETA: lemme know if you need this taken down. Sometimes the intrusive thoughts win

!It’s funny, blahaj.zone is full of pussies, and .ml is full of cunts, and yet there’s no dedicated space for women!<

Lol I know, right?

They are literally cancelling student visas with no notice and then arresting the students

The only thing I can figure is they want to push a court case to establish precedent of no due process for ICE cases. That will open the door for imprisonment without trial, which then leads to “legal” slavery. Rent the prisoners to the farmers that used migrant labor, farmers pay what they did before, private prisons make money and get federal dollars per head, and the prisoners get more prison and work until they’re not useful, then deported

Remember when people were press-ganged into naval service? That, but no pirates

Good thing nothing like that could happen in the good ol US of A

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GODDAMMIT JAPAN

…cultural differences…

Pedophilia? Oh, sorry, I meant Neon Genesis

ETA: this is mostly a dig at the depictions of teenagers in Neon Genesis specifically, and especially the unhealthy relationships between adults and children in that show

Hey! Someone put a bunch of counterfeit pants in my Internet hole!

Imagine cleaning the splatter after all the corn boils and pops in there

I know the scriptures say “judge not lest yea be judged”, but I’m just gonna come out and say it. This guy is a real jerk!

HP

Good printer

That’s an oxymoron

Well I’m a Luddite so I’m probably exposing myself to miners or something

Well now I’ll like Jellyfin even harder

fuck Emby with a branding iron