Portia De Rossi

It’s easier for religious people to believe in original sin than to accept that one day they’re going to die and they won’t get to meet Space Santa.

Next it’ll be a Florida woman giving birth to a crack baby on the pinnacle, I guess.

By now, if you still have an HP printer, you deserve what you get. Fuck HP in the ass with a big rubber dick.

I just watched that movie three days ago, had to get some everything bagels to celebrate.