I had a pre-MAGA family member say to me “holidays are for Christians, you should have to work!” This is the level of intellect that will control our lives for the foreseeable future.

Restrict the kinds of ideas children can learn about, and you get evangelical MAGAs. Dictatorships always restrict information.

Every MAGA is going to volunteer to work on Saturdays, and every holiday, right? Dear Leader requires it.

They’re expecting him to be wildly popular for the first few months of the war.

Uh, guys, isn’t fascism supposed to be all efficient, and bureaucratic and shit?

Now that’s Fascist efficiency in action.

Hey TACO Boy, for your next trick will you make the trains run on time?

Does the phone’s browser filter out everything but MAGA content?

They couldn’t pay me.

Tough life there, Bro.