This person parents.

It was the original box art. I used to have Mega Man 2 when it first came out too.

This sounds familiar. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vjwrrxPHRO4

Great success!

I’ll take genital duplication if I have to choose one of those.

Yes! Minor correction: it was Barbara Billingsley (the mom from “Leave it to Beaver”).

The Red Hot Chili Peppers did the sock thing while playing on stage in front of an audience back in the early '90s.

I have no idea if this is true, but I’d be impressed if you just made it up.