Finally, thanks I’ve been trying to remember the name of this for ages

I’m not sure there is a correct way to do this

Oh good god

I have the opposite issue with helm charts, where true and false are very, very loosely defined.

This is why I ask for the schema at the same time as asking for (even example) data at the start of a project. Don’t tell me you have the data, give me proof there’s a standardized structure, or the length of the project just tripled.

The fix might be 5 mins. Figuring out wtf was wrong in the first place is the time consuming bit. Especially if the report doesn’t contain a repeatable process to trigger the error condition.

Put it in the backlog and we’ll prioritise it in the next sprint planning. Except we’ve already got a good idea of what’s going in to the next sprint, so we’ll probably get to it in a month. Or two. End of the year tops. Bring it up in the quarterly planning if we haven’t finished it yet, and maybe we can squeeze it in before Q2. Unless the win the ACME project in which case all hands will be on that, so actually plan for it to be in production by Xmas. No, the one after that.

My pizza doesn’t have any toppings.

Turn it over…

It must be bunnies

The Buffy one was pretty good

https://what-if.xkcd.com/31/

In the UK we have the electoral boundary commission specifically to avoid this sort of thing. Do you have an example of it being a problem in the UK?

Is YouTube free? Is it ignoring the usage agreements of those sources if it’s stripping out adverts?

I’m now tempted to do this for all several thousand commits in the main branch, and at the very least create a better changelog.

It’s fine, the reviewer doesn’t have time to actually look at the code anyway. Lgtm, ship it.

Guessing it could be venomous sounds pretty reasonable. Being locked in an enclosed space with an unknown Australian snake? No thanks.

Citation needed

He screamed, loudly then sobbed through tears, at the foot of the table where the Epsom sat mocking him with it’s silence.

Saved in /dev/null which I’ve discovered has infinite storage space for write-once-read- never data.

All of mine are called do_thing() because after a few days of working on it, the scope creep always means the original name was wrong anyway.