I would have sex with this bumper sticker.
I would have sex with this bumper sticker.
This is almost as bad as instead of being the son of an elected official you were actually the President of the United States after admitting on camera that you’ve sexually assaulted women, some married, or been caught on camera coked out partying with a pedophile.
Me 30 years ago: I am so happy they made this game!
Me now: See above.
What’s the difference between my ex wife and an onion?
I might actually shed a tear if I chopped up the onion.
“Paging Mr. Zark. Mr. Zark, please pick up your nearest courtesy phone.”
Usually the sales associate will observe their behavior and ask if there is anything they can help them with and the browser will respond, “No, I’m just browsing”.
I’m playing a game called “eat and drink my childhood trauma.”
You’re just making it worse.