WizardOfLoneliness [they/them, comrade/them]

how to tell you’re an insufferable asshole: you double down on things like “it was just a joke bro” about writing about jerking off into someone’s socks

I didn’t even realize that was an OP original slammer i quoted but if you don’t realize how the quoted line is way less funny and more gross than you think it is then im sorry for every woman in your life having to tolerate you

why even leave reddit if you’re just going to bring it with you

You wouldn’t steal the socks from your best friends sister, then sniff ‘em and jerk off into them and put them back into her laundry basket. Except we all did. At least, I did.