Not enough JESSHICUH fans in here.

Hooray uhp, JESSHICUH!

I love when online commenters who didn’t even read the article are smarter than the scientists it’s about

If eco-terrorism is what YOU can do, then that’s what you can do. I can’t do that, so I’ll do my part as best as I can. I can’t save the world alone, so I’ll just do my best.

If everyone, including corporations, did their best, we’d be in a better place.

That’s what this post is saying. Do YOUR part. That’s all you can do.

The Conservative party is littered with closeted gays

And because it really just sucks.

That video seemed like it lasted 100 days.

but it doesn’t feel like Wonder Womans time to shine right now

It could be if they made a good game.

Probably less racist than my Gen X conservative boss though. Probably smarter and more efficient too.

Wanna find out? What’s your phone number?

Warehouse manager came in early (it wasn’t me)

Saw the pallets on the floor lookin’ swirly (it wasn’t me)

Thousands worth of product shattered (it wasn’t me)

Said my forklift skills don’t matter (it wasn’t me)

I know. That’s what makes my joke good.

Oh, shit. Good thing my boss is a chimpanzee.

What about mass outgoing dick pics? Better not blur those. Those are my money makers.