Could you imagine the stories that would circulate in the playgrounds? “I heard the Linux fairy is close. Timmy can’t play Roblox in class anymore.”

Yes but just imagine

Yeah they made a big deal about Masahiro Sakurai being the director too.

I love Nintendo games and loathe their business practices.

Imagine booting steam os on this thing.

https://www.tuftsdaily.com/article/2024/03/4ftk27sm6jkj

Didn’t the brain damage turn fetterman into a Republican?

It defaults to inverted flight controls, which some people like, but others hate. I suggest your partner disable the inverted controls.

The worlds and gameplay are varied enough to always keep you from getting bored. The controls are pretty solid but aren’t offering anything groundbreaking. The dialogue is not great, often cringe but occasional good moments. The story and villains are poorly written. Lots of nods to other video games, pretty ham-handed but they can be fun sometimes. The fun you have will depend on who you play with. 7/10 for me.

What do you think The Pink News reports on?

I think I get where you’re coming from: if the cart wrangler is paid by the hour, what do they care? I’ll offer a counter point.

Have you worked in retail? You’re assuming the person collecting your wayward cart doesn’t have an a-hole middle manager breathing down their neck asking them why it’s taking so long to bring in the carts. That lovely stroll in the sun could be a write up for someone who is just trying to get by.

I don’t think you’re off base with your intentions. I’m all for sticking it to faceless corporations, but I wouldn’t want to do that at the potential expense of someone’s livelihood.

For sure. Also with all the rumored Microsoft support, an Age of Empires/Mythology collection would be a no-brainer.

Calling it now: there will be a switch 2 sequel to Mario Paint.

I think it’s really interesting that the trailer seems to confirm one of the more wild leaks - that the joycons will have optical sensors that allow them to be used as a computer mouse. It would be really interesting if Metroid Prime 4 shipped with mouse support. Also, this would be pretty notable if the rumors of the Master Chief collection releasing on Switch 2 are confirmed.

https://www.polygon.com/nintendo-switch-2/509821/nintendo-switch-2-joy-con-mouse-rumor-confirmed

Wow some of those distribution methods are insane, but the prices are crazy.

A recent one that comes to mind is playing 4 player Bopl Battle with some buddies and just laughing our asses off.

Portal 2 spoilers The final fight where the ceiling crumbles and you see the moon and realize what you need to do is definitely a top 5 moment for me. Those games are so fantastic.

TBF I misread the storage originally and went with all SSD, so the price should be about a thousand less. Here’s the part list for anyone who wants to check my work: https://newegg.io/6d2b327