crilen

The trick is to not have friends sucka

" I’m just terrified it’ll get my underwear and clothes wet while being cold and unpleasant." I’ve never had this issue.

Shouldn’t flush those either.

Get a bidet, at worst you waste like $30, at best you will know true comfort.

Yes you are, it really helps. They can spray quite hard. You will feel 1000% cleaner after.

It’s a 10 minute job for a non plumber and I tell you it’s SO much better than wiping. A quick gentle wipe to dry, and it only takes one or two, and very little TP. Once you get used to it that is. I hate going anywhere else now, as I find it so comfortable.