Ah you finally got it, congrats! We knew it would become too ridiculous to believe at some point, but I’m glad we got this far. You still bought some insane shit (Kanye running for President, Kissinger getting the Nobel peace prize, Israel committing a holocaust, Oasis getting together again, people buying monkey JPEGs for millions of dollars…). Come on, nothing in this list is even remotely believable.
Heh not sure about the suicide. Could be an accident.
So are you transphobe OR antisemitic? Sorry but you have to pick one
What a coincidence! I’m a vibe coder cleanup specialist. I clean up after their brains explode from receiving too much vibration from the computer waves (or something, I don’t know how it works exactly. I’m just here with my little sponge)
I suppose all the examples you give convey some little trace of the accent from their respective regions. Slightly longer final syllables in the UK for instance.
But more to the point, the spelling ‘miaow’ is completely new to me. But I receive very few letters from British cats so maybe that explains it.
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miaow (UK)
Excuse me, WTF? I have lived 7 years in the UK, and never have I heard a cat profer this kind of drivel. Is this some cockney shit?
Also, thank you for your insight about mammal accents. It made me slightly xenophobic but I appreciate the knowledge.
The President of Portugal, one of the parties of the treaty of Tordesillas, ruling country of half the New World with the benediction of the pope, top sardine fisher, main exporter of Cristiano Ronaldos, and foremost port wine producer.
“Fishberry” what the fuck, but also astoundingly correct
I’ve heard that she took a job as an evil goddess of death and destruction for a year to get in the role.
Don’t sweat it, I’m French, too.
Qu’est-ce que tu viens juste de dire sur moi, espèce de malotru ? Je te ferais remarquer que j’ai gagné la médaille du meilleur artisan de France, option viennoiserie et j’ai participé à plus de 300 concours régionaux de boulanger-pâtissier en Gascogne. Je suis entraîné en choco 2 barres et 3 barres et je suis le meilleur en pâte feuilletée de tout le sud-ouest. Pour moi, tu n’es rien de plus qu’un client ordinaire. Je vais te vendre une chocolatine comme tu n’en as jamais goûté, tu t’en souviendras. Tu crois que tu peux t’en sortir aussi facilement en me parlant comme ça sur internet ? Essaie encore. Pendant qu’on est en train de parler, j’ai contacté un livreur deliveroo et on est en train de remonter ta trace, donc tu ferais mieux de te préparer à une sacrée régalade, mon gros poulet.
So many fucking French here. Don’t you have baguettes to put somewhere where the sun never shines and white flags to weave? I know I have
Yeah OK I’ll need a source for that
I hate you!
Tiens tiens tiens well I happen to be French as well and I have already judged you (I hate you because you probably are on the wrong side of the chocolatine/pain au chocolat debate)
“Judgmental asshole who hates the world” and “French” are a bit redundant
While Matthias was only taking the chair left by Judas, Charlie would have really continued with the true legacy of Judas. 🙏