It pries, it scrapes, it can do anything!

Russian cruisers upgrade to submarines.

Russian submarines upgrade to aircraft.

We’re walking about Windows, here. If 32-bit ever dies on Windows, it will be lovingly stuffed and placed on the mantle like a pet whose owner can’t admit it’s gone.

Now you and me battle for the supremacy of our respective generations on the fields of Usenet, to honour our ancestors.

The zoomers were never on Twitter. Too busy with their Snappychats and Tikkytalks.

Jokes on you, I’m into that sweet and spicy shit!

They won the orca war without firing a shot.