D’oh!

I cannot believe we’re wasting taxpayer dollars on a ballistic hoagie attack.

Jesus. That’s medical neglect :(

What about the ponies? Are you a ponyphobe or something?

1! Just had a pumpkin spice coffee in bed while I watched the sunrise. The clouds were cotton candy pink for a few minutes there. Life is good :)

I never understood this - I think giving people a tour of your house is such a weird thing to do.

Yikes, I’d be pissed too!

Have you ever smoked? Because I assure you you’re wrong about this.

If you can tolerate the birth control pill, take it continuously, skipping the placebo pills. I did this for years (at my doctor’s direction) and never had to have a period. It was awesome. Unfortunately I had to go off the pill to start HRT for perimenopause and now aunt flo is back >:(

That’s by design. Remember what a revolving door his first administration was? He learned from that and surrounded himself with spineless sycophants this time around.

Now you always say
That you want to be free

Yeah it’s the .ml instance filtering certain words that can be used as slurs such as b_tch and ret_rd.

What a piece of shit. If you don’t have enthusiastic consent you don’t have sex. You don’t just take somebody’s word for it that their drugged and nonresponsive wife is cool with you fucking her. Jesus christ.

Awww 🤍

Not to defend Ted Cruz, but I have a friend named Ted, short for Edward. It’s not unheard of.

Can it cure cankles?

Sure. Let’s also designate grocery stores as terrorist organizations. Gyms. Maker spaces. Libraries. Gas stations. ‘Terrorist organization’ is a useless term now.

And remember:

I booped all the greyhound snooooots 😍

I Love You Period