But when they’re really young you can do things like convince them that trees walk and that’s why trees in cities are in those little cages or pens. (They do actually use their roots to pull themselves around a bit, but it takes a very long time for the amount of movement to be noticeable.)
Given how many Nazis are kicking around these days, I’m starting to think that might have been the case. The 3rd reich just played the long game.