Again: the app, not the model. Running R1 locally can’t send a damn thing anywhere.

AI tends to be distinct, because things move so fast that we’re exposing programmers’ stupid internal names.

What an obviously terrible name.

Well yeah, Perl is write-only. Larry Wall asked the monkey’s paw for a language that works on the first try. What’s onscreen are your raw brain patterns.

Thank god it runs like crap. Optimized C isn’t pretty, but any project that compiles proves someone looked at it more than once.

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Hmm.

But they can’t just patch out always-online DRM! Think of all the no more money they’d lose!

This seems more like “angry dog noises.”

“A task perfectly suited for a creature so limited in its doingness.”

Oh that’s why it’s called Operation Clambake.

Thirteen furries just had an aneurysm.

how many ways can you really communicate with a cell tower?

Analog encoding assigns each device in a cell its own frequency range.

Time-domain multiplexing assigns each device a fraction of a second to transmit.

Quadrature phase-shift keying alters the timing of a signal to convey data.

Orthogonal frequency-division multiplexing has each device transmit the same signal over P out of Q bands, such that each device’s signal can be reconstructed by knowing which bands it transmitted on.

There’s a fucking reason your phone is faster now than in 2010.

How cell phones work is ridiculously complicated. Going from analog, to time-domain shenanigans, to binary wizard math, is why you can watch 720p video and whine that it’s not 1080p.

Yeah, adoption’s not a feature you can design.

The general idea may show up in any extensible format. Like a PNG encoder that only does Sub filter can encounter each pixel once.

… wait, PNG filtering is byte-level? It doesn’t change with bit depth? Christ.

Possibly the final version. Quite Okay Imaging (QOI) achieved similar compression with none of the complexity. Lossy + difference = lossless formats are surely the better option where performance is not crucial. Even the fact they fffucking finally made APNG official is decades late to replace GIF, since several image formats are now literally video formats.

The future is webp. And telling software patents to burn in hell.

Troll harder.

Li​ke brea​king red​dit’s as​inine Scu​nthorpe filt​ers wi​th ze​ro-wi​dth sp​aces. The​re’s o​ne i​n e​ach w​ord o​f t​his para​graph.

We’re right back to \/!/\GR4 C1@Ll5 spam.

Meanwhile: having safety to bypass means you’re on someone else’s system, and fuck that. You’re either being put through the wringer in lieu of a human interaction (or a goddamn FAQ) or else you’re being spied on while telling a server-side video card about your worrisome rash.

I mean $_.

“We wanted it to work like Perl,” said someone who should have been killed on the spot.

A high-effort shitpost that almost predates microprocessors.

“… but AI steals!”