I’m using an LG K9 right now. Works ok, but I’d prefer a smaller screen

And also

I don’t even work that hard

Trump would never compare himself unfavourably to anything, even in jest.

Did you know YAML is a recursive acronym? It stands for ‘YAML AML MAML LAML’

US English for a fringe haircut

I think the TLDR bot has its purpose.

Cross posted to /c/bjork@sh.itjust.works, thanks!

And the reason for only 10 months before that - the earlier Romans didn’t even bother to keep count during the winter. From the end of December it was just ‘i dunno?’ until the head priest decided it was time for a new year.

What ever are we going to do with all this sodium?

Just yeet it in a lake, bro

Huzzah!

They would fall through the center of the earth, continue back up through the mantle, pop up momentarily to spook someone on the opposite hemisphere, then repeat the whole trip in reverse with a period of about 40 minutes.

If only the virus had a better sense of irony

Just reflect on it for a while

Israel and the IDF

Murderers.

Hamas

Murderers.

Hamas supporters are calling for the extermination of all Israelis

Murderers.
Please pay attention

Mine too 🙁. And I think your opinion does have an impact, if only on yourself. I read about this shit, and some part of me really wants to rage and justify one horror over another. And I hate that.

The two sides are murderers, and civilians. If you’re divvying them up by what flag they’re waving then you’ve chosen the side of the murderers.

Yes it was caused by militants

Was it our militants or the other team’s militants?

It literally does not matter

Your less thans got HTML-escaped into < and I spent embarrassingly long trying to figure out what pointer magic you were demonstrating

Noooo not the innkeepers! They made your mum sleep in a barn

If I hold down the home button on my phone, it launches the stupid Google Voice Search thing. Try as I might, I can’t find any way to remap that function.

You ain’t going to do a thing against bacteria. You could scour the entire surface and they’ll just be like ‘Welp, time to hang out underground for a couple of thousand years’

Leonard Euler was just the 16th century maths version of Alan Smithee that people wrote on papers as a joke, and you can’t convince me otherwise.