I’m not sure if my comment is whoosh, but just in case; it’s the transliteration of the letters in the picture if you read them as cyrillic letters, highlighting that they should be understood as faux-cyrillic instead

🤞I hope it’s a good record🤞I hope it’s a good record-- aw.

It doesn’t fit all the criteria you mentioned, but if you don’t print that much and wanna try a dryer before buying anything, you can make a cardboard foil tent for your printer bed and use that https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MflrcqNozqs

In Canada, they typically pick one or two last names out of four for the kid. Some adults decide to go by just one of their last names too

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