Never again
Never again
yeah I probably overrated it
fuck Nintendo and fuck fanboys who defend them at every turn. breath of the wild was a 7/10 game
I thought the begrudging tone would make it obvious but I was joking. so was hbg by the way; he clearly said it because it would be ridiculous, not because it would be smart. it’s fucking dumb.
if hbg had anything to do with it I have no choice but to retract my objection
we finally found a slogan.
“care for a shart in bed before you sleep?”
we can call them sharts. it satisfies all the criteria.
it’s like someone looked at the word tweet and thought “how can i make this infinitely worse?”… i hope it never catches on. I don’t know why people want their posts and announcements to sound like farts.
hear, o gods, my desperate plea 🎶
“hopefully a lot” —benny boy
the weeklong “truce” showing exclusively Israeli attacks is just chef’s kiss.
if a papercut is like being cut with a switchblade, a cardboard cut is like being cut with a saw.
after careful consideration of the management decisions that brought us here, we concluded that 1600 layoffs of low level employees is the solution. those who stay will crunch harder for the same pay to make up for any lost labor so we can keep churning out slop that definitely has nothing to do with our crisis.
this is great. i thought they kept making slop because it’s giving them a return but I’m glad people are catching on.
isn’t that how batteries work though
oh. going through their profile certainly suggests that way. it’s weird to call that “diverse IP”… but weird is pretty on brand for that crowd i guess.
what do you mean by diverse IP? Ubisoft has notoriously done the exact opposite by eliminating every distinguishing characteristic of their games and converging all of their designs into assassin’s creed with another name. Ubisoft has one of the least diverse portfolio of any AAA company, and that’s saying something.
the only good (and diverse) things that come out of Ubisoft have been from a small team inside that somehow missed all the rituals to sell their souls to Asmodeus so they keep making bangers like Rayman and the recent Prince metroidvania.
pagers never really caught on where i live but i used to watch American tv shows and be amazed how much they mentioned pagers.
sounds like you’re wishing your back is gonna start hurting soon