The Curious Case of Benjamin Palpatine

The Boys.

Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man is strictly catch and release.

While they’re at it, let’s include image stabilization. Shaky cam was the worst film fad of the era.

FWIW, it was not even a bill aimed at removing age limits on marriage, it was creating a new kind of marriage unavailable to same sex couples that didn’t initially include age limits. It was amended to include them before failing anyway.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2024/03/15/tennessee-child-marriage/72975497007/

Be angry at the attempt to backdoor a gay marriage restriction, but calling this a pedo bill is, by all accounts, misinformation.

He saw it on TV instead of through his porn accountability app. It was terrifying for him to not share his viewing with his son.

“Hey. Don’t I pay your salary? … You’re a public servant; get me a glass of water.”

RIP George.

Early contender for the 2026 Ig Nobel prize.

CK is just another dead soldier in his culture war, and as he’s said, he only likes soldiers who don’t get caught (and killed).

People who have been sprayed with dihydrogen monoxide have a 100% rate of dying.

Masculine manly Republican men stop thinking about gay sex challenge (impossible).

If humanity wants to live on another world, we will first have to terraform it to suit our biology.

Likewise, in order to spread, brain worms would need to find a suitable host to terraform the rest of the species they want to inhabit. They should encourage unhealthy behavior, sow distrust in science, and be in a position of authority.

Hypothesis: RFK Jr died years ago, and is being controlled like an undead meat puppet by brain worms looking to conquer earth.

Odyssey counts, right?

It’s no coincidence this happened just days after ICE dropped all age requirements. Racist old man begs to join the gestapo, and the other racists in charge are all too willing to oblige.

Get >50% of the vote? Straight to jail.

He was born in 1946. The world came together to reject what he stands for before he was even born.

Ok, Agent Smith.

The “late, great” Hannibal Lector.

That’s not an argument, that’s somebody who only looked at the cover of the cliff notes on presidential terms but didn’t read it.

Right, but he can’t read, so it can still be his position.

Might be too late. They changed the policy a few years ago when they introduced mod packs. They didn’t want entire packs to fail if one person pulled their mod, so total deletion was disabled.

Folks can still hide their mods and make new individual downloads impossible, but it’s still there in the background.

(All this is from memory. I hope I’m wrong)