Hoist the sales!

They’ve been collecting this data for over a decade and are just now starting to figure out what to do with it.

I am not hand washing a damn thing. It either goes in or sits in the sink dirty.

How dare you hide your information from them! The nerve!

“Your data collection into Gmail only! No into chic fila app!”

He can’t take it on the chin.

Mine want a two way conversation. And I have stuff to do.

Mine never shut up. Why was my appointment booking an hour?

“I’d rather kill myself than go to heaven.” - Wm Murderface

Look at Mitch McConnell and tell me that’s not a reanimated corpse.

Diane Feinstein and Mitch McConnell both served in Congress well after they died.

X(Twitter) = Biggest Nazi bar on the Internet

I woke up this morning.

Angry fascist noises

Im ArGuInG iN GoOd FaItH!

Not reading that either.

Wall of text
Circular logic
Not going to read

You gotta ask Tim Apple about that.

You’d think they’d at least offer him tea first.

We already have vodka and alcoholism.

Another fracture appeared in Israeli society this week, with at least one far-right member of the government joining a crowd to storm military bases to stop soldiers from being detained on suspicion of abusing a Palestinian prisoner.