My experience with Mint: “Guess I should research a solution for that minor annoyance - oh, they fixed it in an update.”

Seems like we’re getting what we wanted.

I hope this isn’t a monkey’s paw wish.

I’ve been dumber, but that was when I felt smarter.

What I don’t get is why you guys drink and let off fireworks like you have healthcare.

And it’s not like the books changed. Just the people reading them.

It’s the ratio.

People will swim in the sea, even though it has corpses in it. They won’t swim in a swimming pool if it has corpses in it. It’s the corpse/water ratio that makes the difference. In your case it looks like a seagull/seaside-proximity ratio.

Hey, I just realised that if Brownian motion carries all the water molecules away together, I won’t need a towel after my shower.

Sorry, what? Your point? I suppose not.

“Always Listening Always Here” sounds like a threat.

But is IA a real thing, or just an implicit bias towards dualistic thinking? What if not everything has its opposite?

Getting every group to do one thing together is harder than you think.

If you’re a gentleman, two nothings.

At this point I’d settle for any overlord that has a realistic plan.

I’m surprised to see David Seymour’s name linked with this. Everything that man touches turns to whatever the opposite of gold is.

Maybe he got the first prescription.

Probably a bit like Dr Frankenstein, watching his monster lurch down the hill towards the village.

And tardigrades, just to give you the warm fuzzies.

People who complain about snowflakes are snowflakes.

…I don’t know what that makes me, for pointing out that people who complain about snowflakes are snowflakes.

I believe your break finished two minutes ago, now go help Aaron clean up the vomit in aisle 9.

Is it draining your will to live? Then it’s doom scrolling.

Once upon a time people would have thought it was crazy to try controlling how someone interacts with your content on the internet.

I don’t remember anyone asking if we were okay with changing that.

Since “everything is politics”

You can choose to interpret everything you see through a political filter, doesn’t make it universal.