I am currently rooting for ketamine to win this battle in the war on drugs

Big “you damn kids and your phones” vibes from this

Op, when are you gonna play Hello Kitty Island Adventure?

You’re starting to get it.

I will applaud tumblr for having a good block button. But it doesn’t solve the porn bot problem.

Maybe if they did something about their porn bot problem I’d be happier to see this

Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!

He was a dancer hired for the event. He wasn’t anywhere he wasn’t supposed to be.

Which flavor of shoe polish do you like most?