He begins his declaration by quoting Joseph Goebbels

That was very necessary I guess

Oh

This is a baldur’s gate meme

Works for irl

He didn’t

he mentioned India and Ireland too

I’m no historian, but I vaguely recall reading somewhere that British rule in those countries were uh… “somewhat controversial”

Does anti-cheat even work?

kernel or no

Place your bets for the final game

I’m going with Roblox

(no money/crypto will be exchanged, because gambling is haram and I placed a really bad meme bet)

I’d rather spend that kind of money on an escort

That way I’ll only be fucked once instead of being routinely fucked by the subscription fees

Real life: yes

Game: harsh

Like, they could have put him in the naughty corner or something. I don’t like the idea of banning as a game mechanic.

wtf

If traffic rules were that strictly punished in real life there’d be like max 7 cars on road globally

I assume you’ve been mass reported in whatever game you made this for

There are roughly just under 3000 people on earth with more than a billion dollars.

They have a combined net worth of over $16 Trillion

Say the almighty Cthulu/Allah/Zeus decided “yo fuck those assholes” and instantly redistributed that $16 trillion among all 8 billion+ people on earth equally

Everyone: Every man, woman and child would get just a bit shy of $2000.

Fun thought experiment

I would probably be unable to buy a PC or console ever again.

Shit dude, that’s rough
If I may ask, what happened?

Otherwise, no nearby gaming cafés? They’re usually reasonably priced

people just don’t want to work anymore

NO

THEY CLEARLY FUCKING DO

BUT YOU FUCKING GREEDY CUNTS KEEP FIRING EVERYONE AND TAKE FAT FISCAL QUARTER BONUSES

AND THEN IT’S A 19 STEP INTERVIEW PROCESS WHEN THEY TRY TO LOOK FOR A NEW JOB

AND THAT’S IF THEY’RE “LUCKY” ENOUGH FOR THE DOGSHIT AI TO RANDOM.CHOICE() THEIR RESUME OUT OF THE 900+ OTHER DESPERATE APPLICANTS

THEN THEY FINALLY SOMEHOW GET AN OFFER: $1.89 per full uninterrupted hour at your desk and a single bag of skittles (opened)

Sorry for the caps, I’ve been in the job market recently and it’s fucking brutal. I have to constantly justify my value as a human being and then just face rejection after rejection.

Fuck it, if I worked there, I’d straight up just steal from his office while he’s doing bumps in the bathroom

mass traffic casualty any% speedrun

fuck dude

I’ve got roughly about a dozen of those JD Vance memes scattered across my gallery

They’d probably magdump me in a holding cell

Wonder what they’d do to people who have literal hundreds of those jpegs

The card would likely be older than him

I can’t get over how a kid who did high school over zoom during COVID is now in charge of terror prevention for the US

like what the fuck

Feels like a plague rat telling you “hey yo rats have the plague”

good lord theres penice

do not put your pets in an air fryer

they will not live longer

but then again I haven’t actually tested it, so maybe

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