

wtf
If traffic rules were that strictly punished in real life there’d be like max 7 cars on road globally
You just happened to stumble across the stupidest motherfucker alive. Probably alive. Those risky decisions don’t take themselves.
wtf
If traffic rules were that strictly punished in real life there’d be like max 7 cars on road globally
I assume you’ve been mass reported in whatever game you made this for
There are roughly just under 3000 people on earth with more than a billion dollars.
They have a combined net worth of over $16 Trillion
Say the almighty Cthulu/Allah/Zeus decided “yo fuck those assholes” and instantly redistributed that $16 trillion among all 8 billion+ people on earth equally
Everyone: Every man, woman and child would get just a bit shy of $2000.
Fun thought experiment
I would probably be unable to buy a PC or console ever again.
Shit dude, that’s rough
If I may ask, what happened?
Otherwise, no nearby gaming cafés? They’re usually reasonably priced
people just don’t want to work anymore
NO
THEY CLEARLY FUCKING DO
BUT YOU FUCKING GREEDY CUNTS KEEP FIRING EVERYONE AND TAKE FAT FISCAL QUARTER BONUSES
AND THEN IT’S A 19 STEP INTERVIEW PROCESS WHEN THEY TRY TO LOOK FOR A NEW JOB
AND THAT’S IF THEY’RE “LUCKY” ENOUGH FOR THE DOGSHIT AI TO RANDOM.CHOICE()
THEIR RESUME OUT OF THE 900+ OTHER DESPERATE APPLICANTS
THEN THEY FINALLY SOMEHOW GET AN OFFER: $1.89 per full uninterrupted hour at your desk and a single bag of skittles (opened)
Sorry for the caps, I’ve been in the job market recently and it’s fucking brutal. I have to constantly justify my value as a human being and then just face rejection after rejection.
Fuck it, if I worked there, I’d straight up just steal from his office while he’s doing bumps in the bathroom
mass traffic casualty any% speedrun
fuck dude
I’ve got roughly about a dozen of those JD Vance memes scattered across my gallery
They’d probably magdump me in a holding cell
Wonder what they’d do to people who have literal hundreds of those jpegs
The card would likely be older than him
I can’t get over how a kid who did high school over zoom during COVID is now in charge of terror prevention for the US
like what the fuck
Feels like a plague rat telling you “hey yo rats have the plague”
good lord theres penice
do not put your pets in an air fryer
they will not live longer
but then again I haven’t actually tested it, so maybe
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holy fuck call an ambulance
Biblical end time blunt rotation in that room jesus fuck
I remember last time Chad was also on the list and their government was like “yo dude wtf did we do!?”
Also, I feel like he wouldn’t be able to recall more than three countries on that list if prompted
Did I just install a backdoor into my phone by opening this
They release the tape
Epstein sits alone on the bed in his cell wearing a fancy golf shirt and jeans, the standard prison uniform, according to the FBI
He reaches for a burlap rope from his Acme toolbox with all three of his arms.
As he ties the rope around his neck, his face slowly appears to morph into different actors from royalty-free stock videos.
Once he secured the leather belt around his neck, the couch he was sitting on vanished underneath him, concluding his demise.
Several minutes later, the guards burst through the door to Mr JEFPY ESTÆN’s cell. They realize they are too late and conga line dance out of the prison.
Real life: yes
Game: harsh
Like, they could have put him in the naughty corner or something. I don’t like the idea of banning as a game mechanic.