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You can attract a black hole using gravity tho

While insulting the person that originally made the deal (himself)

I am guessing the folks that run Britain have some concept of how the weather works there on the daily

You know it’s bad when Shadow IT starts migrating your inventories.

“Oh dear, my neighbor’s badly neglected oak tree is now bisecting my house. Since it’s not raining, that’s my fault.”

Bird law is simple and fair in comparison to tree law

Slicing them to vastly multiply their surface area so that more Maillard reaction can occur, and it’s that Maillard reaction that causes the yummy browning, and causes the proteins and starches to change and become potentially harmful/carcinogenic, plus yes the addition of fatty oil that wasn’t present at all.

A lot of us think of “processing” as like, something a food processor does - reducing and changing the form. But it’s also the chemical changes that occur during cooking as a result of the physical processes. When you look at the before/after of a potato and an equal volume of fries, it’s apparent you’ve drastically changed the base food.

If they would have just kept at it, they’d have put in their 10,000 hours and become experts at finding that dog.

Unscrupulous, no regard for the law in creatively hocking a product, give this man an MBA

Yeah pretty sure my dog thinks it’s baller