Bestest quality

I had a non-IT boss that used to power off and on an entire rack when one of their VMs acted funny, without notifying anyone. Some of the servers were production. I’m not sure a sign would help and dogs do not like the cold.

The next car will just park over it

Source: The Illustrated police news vol.11 #285 April 11, 1872. Page 8

A Quebec Woman Creates a Sensation, Riding Through St. John Street in a Bearse, Reclining on the Coffin-Bed, and Smoking a Pipe. What will women do next to distinguish themselves, we wonder! A female in Quebec, the other day, perpetrated a ghastly joke, mocking death in his own domain, by lying down in a hearse and smoking a pipe as the funeral chariot was driven through the street. If this exhibition had been made in the United States, our neighbors at the North would have made it the sub- ject of very strong animad- versions.

Nah, it’ll be fine

Can I have an exception?

This is so fucked up in OPSEC terms, but reading everyday news and I’m totally not surprised. If an adversary intercept such messaging before operation you can get a new batch of “losers” arriving home in bodybags.

Found the source: Official US Playstation Magazine Issue 31 (April 2000) page 112 by Chris Baker (Reviews editor) https://archive.org/details/official-us-playstation-magazine-issue-31-april-2000/page/n111/mode/2up

(April Fool’s)

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Edit: YouTube

See Calculating Heavenly Chips

The first HC “Costs” 1³=1 trillion cookies. The second one costs 2³=8 trillion. The third costs 3³=27 trillion, etc.

It’s a Druze village currently in an Israeli territory. Some residents have Syrian citizenship and some Israeli citizenship.

Israeli settlers continue to illegally settle lands outside of Israel’s borders

It’s a Druze village established in 18th century, not an “Israeli settlement”. Try to know the difference before commenting.

Anton Fomenko has a great channel

Sounds like programmers with sovereign citizen approach

What happen when the repository is getting forked? Goofing with the license is all haha fun till nasty lawyers get into the picture and you get all sort of liability claims

Would you like automatic update to mess with your disk partition allocations without requesting explicit permission to do so? As long as searching the error code would give me the explanation and solution I’m Ok with manual fix this time

The issue can be resolved by allocating an additional 250 MB of storage space to the recovery partition. Details on how to do that can be found here.

However, at least on Windows 10, Microsoft has acknowledged that an automatic resolution for this issue will not be released and as such, the only way to fix this is manually.

So there is a solution and the headline should be “Microsoft admits it can’t automatically fix…”

Keeping the chicken in the oven could lead to nasty bugs

My hometown is spending more than 1m US$ for a simple one lane roundabout, assuming an up-to-code terminal and runway would not be at the same price levels.