$10?! TEN DOLLARS. You can’t even get an mini cinnamon roll for $10. Your profit centers need to be fed, cheapstrike.

This is good tech reviewing. Pithy and unforgiving.

That is rad. Et tu, petunias?

That is clearly the image of a glorious Starship. :::adjusts backpack covered with Falcon Heavy meme stickers:::

Indeed. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

Moto G power, but a 2021 model. It’s heavy and durable. I like the “flip three times to turn on the camera” feature. EDIT: Only thing I really care about in a phone is battery life.

I invested in a Chargie device. Works fine. Recommended. It is an automatic charge limiter with some other features.

Hehe

There’s a large HVAC company in Kansas called that. I don’t have any repartee.

:::monocle falls:::

Is that a Kansas HVAC company ad reference!?

I love it, it does need some stickers, though. There are so many “it’s/he’s/she’s in the air ducts!!!” scenes from various spy movies, though, it doesn’t have to be a McLane reference. “Alias” had Sydney Bristow crawling through ducts, I can’t remember specific episodes, though.

Thank you for helping with a drill down on that comment, instead of making fun of the commenter. You are lawful neutral. Keep up the good work.

Spiciest

Finally, something 3-D printed for bibliophiles. You will make money with this as a niche, selling cases to people with older Kindles, for example. It’s very difficult to find a protective case for any of them that are more than five years old, IMHO. Bless your face!

Arrgh, no Mega Cake Month For You! You get 2 tablespoons of warm cola and a stale snacky cake.

I’ll take my cake in tiramisu, thankyou

Yarrr. Even pirates have principles.