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1 day agoNot with that attitude
Not with that attitude
Standing in the middle of a fully stocked supermarket saying, “well, I guess this is it. We have no choice but to kill and eat each other.”
In the time I’ve been waiting for Skywind to release, I:
Met my future wife
Started grad school
Got engaged
Finished my Masters’
Got married
Bought a condo
Published two textbooks
Started a doctorate
Became a dad
Sold a condo
Bought a house
Finished my PhD
Got tenure
Started sending my kid to preschool
Some day we’re all going to wake up to the news that he stroked out on the toilet while honking out a dirt snake