A millionaire has pets: who gives a shit?
Is she washing them with dish soap?
dawn dish soap probably, ive seen it used on very dirty animals.
if I see one more person name their pet after a food item I’m going to vomit blood
Really? I kinda think it’s cute.
My friend called her little white dog: tofu and I think it’s an awesome name. Jason Mantzoukas called his late dog: turkey which I learned from the latest episode of Taskmaster.
How about being named after other animals? My friend called his black and white Collie: Panda.
Boy, that escalated quickly.
It jumped up a notch!
I named a dog Pancake.
A youtuber I watched had a cat named biscuit.
Another one has a cat named Waffles.
Are you dead yet or shall I keep going?
My adorable cat Noodles sends her condolences on your passing.
Ayy I had a cat named Noodles in about 2004. And his brother Steve.
You should probably head to the ER because losing that much blood is very bad
Peanut the orange cat, grieves for you…Oh wait! No, he just wants food.
