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Tony Bark@pawb.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前

Trump urges Americans to work harder despite spending 22% of term golfing

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Trump urges Americans to work harder despite spending 22% of term golfing

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Tony Bark@pawb.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前
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The president called for fewer non-working holidays even as he's spent 22% of his second presidential term on a golf course
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    He can suck my dick.

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      he’d enjoy that. I’m not sure you would though.

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      He should suck your dick while you are taking a shit…

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        A dirty blumpkin !!!

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          I think that’s just a regular blumpkin.

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            You are the leading blumpkin authority!

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      If I were you, I’d rather not 😂

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      He’d only do that if you gave it as a gift and put a bow on it

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