• aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works
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    14 hours ago

    I got ecoli from kale once. Fuck me for eating healthy right?

    Anyway imagine feeling like you have a kind of flu that makes you projectile vomit out of your ass. Only time I ever shit my pants. Really teaches you the meaning of “never gamble a fart”.

    • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      13 hours ago

      That’s what we get for having farms downstream from livestock. Now that we have fewer EPA regulations you’d best start scrubbing your veggies real well before eating (if you’re American).

    • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
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      13 hours ago

      Unhealthy salad? Ha! Pull the other one!

      Seriously though, the amount of greens that I’ve seen recalled due to e. coli is crazy.