xkcd #3115: Unsolved Physics Problems
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‘Tin pest’ makes more sense to me. Tin just doesn’t want to be locked down in a shape like that. I get it. But why would any metal want to grow hair??
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3115/
I thought long hair was a requisite for metal, especially headbanging.
That settles it. Nobel prize incoming.