The solution is obviously to build more nukes.

This year’s drought of the century.

The nonce formerly known as prince

But hey, they really showed those gays who’s boss!

Which Andrew? Do you mean the nonce formerly known as prince?

This is the way. Money will always get peoples’ attention.

The Steam machines flopped because of game compatibility, or lack thereof. That can be pretty much considered solved. These days a steam console would be much more attractive.

And a Steam console to go with it, please.

I’m starting to think this guy may be mentally incapacitated.

The people who call you girly are idiots. Having said that, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with being girly. I much prefer that to toxic masculinity.

Name 37 brands of maple syrup, filthy impostor!

The end user is seen as nothing but an exploitable resource. If a few thousand nerds don’t like it, they don’t give a shit. Until the general public wakes up to the shitfuckery, nothing will change. Just ask your mom, what she thinks about Microsoft’s data collection.

Large corporations don’t buy small companies to make better products. They buy them to eliminate the competition.

That sounds very much like a pedophile fantasy.

The main advantage Facebook has is the network effect. Everybody’s on there so it makes little sense to go anywhere else. That will be very hard to overcome no matter how good the alternatives get.

They’ll sell a pixelated version there.

The cat is absolutely doing that on purpose.

Interesting box but way overkill for the average punter.

And they can’t even spell.

Use sunscreen.