kebab@endlesstalk.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoWoman attacked driver that hit, killed chicken that was crossing the road, per policelocal12.comexternal-linkmessage-square132fedilinkarrow-up1600arrow-down111
arrow-up1589arrow-down1external-linkWoman attacked driver that hit, killed chicken that was crossing the road, per policelocal12.comkebab@endlesstalk.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square132fedilink
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20arrow-down1·2 days agoBut… Why was the chicken crossing the road? 🤔
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoWell it failed. The chicken’s owner only maced the driver.
minus-squareFedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 hours agoAlas, it gave everything and still did not achieve its goals
minus-squarecabillaud@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoBecause he thought he was standing on the wrong side of the road
But… Why was the chicken crossing the road? 🤔
To instigate a murder
Well it failed. The chicken’s owner only maced the driver.
Alas, it gave everything and still did not achieve its goals
Because he thought he was standing on the wrong side of the road