• beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com
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    3 days ago

    It’s not their fault that salmon are too conductive. Maybe if that DFMEA had been truly thought through, maybe things would be fine…

    Failure mode: Short circuit
    Effect: starts huge multi state fire causing millions to lose power and their homes and belongings.
    Cause: very conductive fish placed across power lines.
    Occurrence: never but maybe one day.
    Severity: holyshitballs Batman! Bad.
    Detection: balls chopped off 3 times over with no anesthesia sort of detection. You will know as soon as the fish fries.
    Mitigation: never place a wet conductive fish across power lines god damn it! Put Bob and Roscoe in Jail preemptively.