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shish_mish@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Heinz's new ketchup smoothie mixes fruits with ketchup: 'Delicious and refreshing'

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Heinz's new ketchup smoothie mixes fruits with ketchup: 'Delicious and refreshing'

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shish_mish@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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Described as the "first-ever ketchup-based smoothie," Heinz says the drink "blends real fruits with Heinz Simply Tomato Ketchup.
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    🤢 … 🤮

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      Asia’s been doing ketchup flavored sweets for a while, it might surprise you. It’s literally a sugary tomato vinegar paste as is, you realize.

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        Just because some people in some part of the world are doing horrifying shit doesn’t mean we all need to do horrifying shit.

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          Don’t yuck other peoples yum

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          Removed by mod

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            What an unhinged response. My floor mats may smell like cum, but I’m not conservative and the only brain rot here is yours.

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              You are responsible for how you are perceived so I’m gonna stick with my assertion

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                You realize you’re talking about a ketchup flavored smoothie, right?

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                  Man. I’ve Eaten baby squared out of a hot pot in Thailand as a child. I’m surprised they didn’t make this sooner

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      Touch grass weirdo

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