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attinio@feddit.it to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 hours ago

Apple CEO Tim Cook gives 24-karat gold gift to Donald Trump

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Apple CEO Tim Cook gives 24-karat gold gift to Donald Trump

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attinio@feddit.it to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 hours ago
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Cross posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/34110699

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  • алсааас [she/they]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    This looks do bizarre; like a petitioner trying to court the favour of the king at the royal court (no pun intended)

  • bungalowtill@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    everybody’s part of it. welcome to Germany 1933

  • BetaBlake@lemmy.world
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    Stop buying overpriced Apple shit

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    complimented very well while listening to “Grand Central” by Werner Tautz

  • Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.ca
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    How much self-loathing does Tim Cook have as a gay man coddling up to Trump, knowing that the orange fuckwit would happily have him thrown in a concentration camp for his sexual orientation if not for his billions of dollars.

    • Draces@lemmy.world
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      Not as much as when Trump does it anyway

  • WatDabney@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Not just the most corrupt president in history, but the most gauche and tasteless as well.

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    He’s boot licking super hard because he knows as soon as Trump finds out all of their products (except for that box) is made in China, Apple is cooked

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      Apple is cooked

      Hahaha, it will suck to be Tim Apple that day

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      Licking boots is not enough, he has to lick it with style.

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        Who knows maybe that gold is fake or just gold plated. That would be funny

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          It’d be hilarious if it was brass plated lead.

        • TheRealKuni@piefed.social
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          Apple did patent a process to use as few gold molecules as possible to create 24k gold, IIRC, back when they were designing the first Apple Watch.

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      So where did China import the box from?

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        Brazil, Amazon.

    • Possibly linux@lemmy.zip
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      Trump really wants him to move production to the US

      Apple is trying literally everything to please Trump

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      As soon as that happens he should blurt out “Zuckerberg speaks Chinese! Could be a spy!”

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    Trump topped Big Tim

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    Keep buying iPhones. That’ll stick it to the man.

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      This bootlicking for Trump isn’t unique to Apple, you do know that, right?

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    Bribe. A gold bar is not a gift.

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    Waiting for the penny drop when they give access to the backend.

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    Tim Cooked

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    What a waste.

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    He is so desperate for Trump to be reasonable

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    Render unto Caesar…

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