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Tony Bark@pawb.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

FDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmart

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FDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmart

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Tony Bark@pawb.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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The FDA is warning the public not to eat, sell or serve certain Great Value raw frozen shrimp sold at Walmart due to possible contamination with Cesium-137.
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    Has it occurred to you that some people may like eating radioactive shrimp? They should be free to do so!

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      Honestly, I’m upset at these Big Government Nanny State tactics, trying to scare me into not eating the radioactive shrimp which I’ve heard are actually healthier than regular shrimp.

      Can we get DOGE to investigate these guys? Who is bankrolling them to spread misinformation?

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      Mmm… Spongy jaw…

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      I fully support any people who want to eat radioactive shrimp to be allowed to eat radioactive shrimp

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        Do you support their radioactive poop entering the municipal water treatment plant?

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          The more the merrier.

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        I assume that people who eat at Walmart eat way wose things on the regular

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      Radioactive shrimp cured my autism. How dare the LIBERALs try to take away our Freedom Foods! Give me seafood sovereignty or give me death!

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