I know we evolved to handle ethanol, but thought it was a recent thing, since the invention of beer. Weird.
Yes, I understand we didn’t evolve from chimps.
I think the ability to metabolize ethanol with alcohol dehydrogenase is a separate, more recent thing. But a lot of the tree of life gets buzzed in various ways! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recreational_drug_use_in_animals
Another point on the ‘return to monke’ scale.
If these primates have the same ability to drink as humans do, then they must have the same ability to drive a we do.
Oh, that explains why they don’t drive cars
I mean, can you blame them?
Based :3 good uncle
Goddamn they live better than us in every way
Going to a chimp-only AA meeting really hits different.
Me too, chimpsan. Me too
Hell yeah, let’s party.
Ive never had fresh Marula fruit, but this shit is good, and its made from it
The difference being that they don’t know it’s a poison.
I think a bunch of chimps downvoted you.
