I guess anybody could make a killing selling quilts. But this particular clown, I’d advise him to sell scarves.
Who do you kill by selling infinite quilts? The quilt industry?
He wouldn’t need to sell quilts because of his imense power. People will just give him whatever he wants or risk drowning in an evergrowing pile of damp and colorful scarves.
I feel like they would just get taken advantage of by big businesses. Imagine the industrial revolution but with a lot more depressed clowns
Depending on the material the scarves are made of we could see the a huge change in the price of fabric. Imagine a clown with cashmere scarves.
unrelated but todays dream of mine was throwing up whole buoy lines
Clowns are terrifying enough on their own, but now I need to worry about a textile clown too?!
Government scientists would disect such a marvellous clown.
Is unlimited scarf barfing their only power, or do they have the full range of clown magic? Cuz it might be hard to capture and dissect a full power clown magician.
Look out! He has my nose!
Clowns don’t need earthly currency. They’re here to take souls.
