cm0002@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 day agoWhat is the result of a programmer's work?lemmy.mlimagemessage-square105fedilinkarrow-up1864arrow-down17
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minus-squareBajingo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·23 hours agoI feel like this needs to be one of those tshirts from old facebook ads that is like a skeleton riding a motorcycle. “I’m a programmer, that means I’m a machine that turns tea into nothing.”
minus-squareChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-213 hours agoI always liked “my body is a machine that turns childhood trauma into profits for the pharmaceutical industry.”
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up1·16 hours agoWho,.that’s the next mother’s day gift sorted then.
minus-squareDrunk & Root@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·18 hours agoim a machine that turns cold beer into warm piss
minus-squarenexguy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·21 hours agoDon’t know about you guys but I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and it ain’t for nothing.
I feel like this needs to be one of those tshirts from old facebook ads that is like a skeleton riding a motorcycle. “I’m a programmer, that means I’m a machine that turns tea into nothing.”
I always liked “my body is a machine that turns childhood trauma into profits for the pharmaceutical industry.”
Who,.that’s the next mother’s day gift sorted then.
im a machine that turns cold beer into warm piss
Don’t know about you guys but I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and it ain’t for nothing.