IVF that your doc doesn’t know about?
Sexual assault you fear reporting?
Used the wrong dildo?
You make straight porn?
Medical algorithms are meant to take in as many possibilities as they can get that have a real impact on overall health. Pregnancy is a huge one.
How is not relevant.
Edit: I would like to take the opportunity here to point out how this meme has an interesting highlight in the deficiency of women’s medical care. It is acknowledged that doctors NEED this information. But it is NOT acknowledged that this is a deeply personal question that many women and most men wouldn’t understand why it needs to be answered. It’s a systemic failure of the women’s doctor patient relationship that was progressing, but as we have seen recently is regressing due to much bigger legal policies.
There are lots of ways for straight women to be sexually active that have zero chance of becoming pregnant too.
Butt stuff?
That is one of the many ways, yes.
And every straight man is now distracted.
Hey don’t leave out the bis/pans!
And also a loophole for unmarried religious women.
Technically not a sure thing seepage can drain into the vagina, hand job’s is also technically possible if you touch yourself afterwards, condoms and birth control fail, I think BJ’s are ok as long as you don’t like use your hands or swap and oral later or something.
going on extreme technicality, but it is possible for fertilisation through anal intercourse (there are documented case).
That usually requires perforation though, which would make said intercourse less than pleasant.
again technically, no, you may not have any major “perforation”, and sperms could just “diffuse” (not technically correct, but you get the idea) through
In my cartoon-world head, im always scared that one of my little guys is gonna come equipped.
Unless there is an already existing distended fistula and the lady enjoys the “solo-man-dp”.
Technically they train us to ask specifically are you sexually active with men, women or both? I suppose it would be more fair to include intersex people, but that would just lead to us definitely ordering a pregnancy test…
Some lesbians can produce sperm.
“Lesbian trapped in a man’s body” is literally a 1980s boomer stand up joke. And it wasn’t really funny then either.
Pretty sure they’re talking about lesbian trans women. I could be wrong though
Huh? Sorry if it comes across that way, not what I meant at all. Wasn’t even meant as a joke. I’m talking about trans women before bottom surgery.
No, it’s my fault here. I was complaining about the old joke, not you.
It’s my understanding that some trans women don’t even want bottom surgery. Doesn’t make them not women, or if they’re gay not lesbian.
True, “before” isn’t a very good word there.
“Conversations I imagine in my head that never actually happen to anyone”
I’m a trans woman who has absolutely had this conversation
This happens literally every day in clinics.
It’s happened to me. Several times.
Every time my wife has some medical thing where the symptoms or treatments could be effected by pregnancy. Although usually they just skip the sexually active question and go straight to “is there any possibility you could be pregnant?”
I’ve been present for a number of these during emergency rooms visits, and a few other situations where I had to drive her due to the use of anesthesia.
Lesbians would like a word with OP.