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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 days ago

RFK Jr. Warns Teenagers Now Have Less Sperm Than 65-Year-Old Men

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RFK Jr. Warns Teenagers Now Have Less Sperm Than 65-Year-Old Men

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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 days ago

Secretary of Health Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said on Thursday that teenagers now have less sperm and testosterone than 65-year-old men.

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I bet Doc Oz will have an OTC product for this very soon!
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  Sperm blaster, its all natural, full of micronutrients and makes you cum like a whale (the reason seawater is salty).

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