Hellfire103@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoAsmongold thinks he was “beginning to evolve” by not showering for three months - Dexertowww.dexerto.comexternal-linkmessage-square121fedilinkarrow-up1300arrow-down150
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minus-squareVerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up61arrow-down1·3 days agoYeah that tracks. All you need to know about Asmongold is there’s a video of him on-stream trying water for the first time ever. He gagged when he drank it. Then he “watered it down” with soda. Actually, that’s not all you need to know.
minus-squareDeathray5@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·3 days agoPretty sure that was a bit. Not even close to the most significant issue with him
minus-squareVictor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 days agoHad to have been a bit, wtf. Nobody should believe a grown human hasn’t tasted water before in their life. That’s ridiculous.
minus-squareSyltti@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17arrow-down1·3 days agoCorrect me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t the water he drank Fiji? If so, that’d explain his reaction. To me, that water tastes soapy.
minus-squareMadison420@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 days agoShould taste like corpo fascism, the reznicks are deeply deeply terrible people.
minus-squareJigglySackles@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-22 days agoDidn’t know their names till now, but I am not surprised since their fiji water consistently has the highest amount of fecal contamination of any bottled water. They also have FDA recalls, and enough microplastics to get a lawsuit…
minus-squareMadison420@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoThey’re also pom wonderful, cuties, and wonderful pistachios. L if you get into the California water bank situation it gets a bit dystopian.
minus-squareJigglySackles@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoThey have the massive almond farms right? I think that’s what I read earlier.
minus-squareMadison420@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoYeah they grow tons of crops with huge water demands and that’s a major major factor in the California water shortage.
minus-squareJigglySackles@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoSure would be nice if the government would get off their asses and resolve that.
minus-squareMadison420@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoIirc they were being sued for it but I dunno how it is that shook out yet.
Yeah that tracks.
All you need to know about Asmongold is there’s a video of him on-stream trying water for the first time ever.
He gagged when he drank it.
Then he “watered it down” with soda.
Actually, that’s not all you need to know.
Pretty sure that was a bit. Not even close to the most significant issue with him
Had to have been a bit, wtf. Nobody should believe a grown human hasn’t tasted water before in their life. That’s ridiculous.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t the water he drank Fiji? If so, that’d explain his reaction. To me, that water tastes soapy.
Should taste like corpo fascism, the reznicks are deeply deeply terrible people.
Didn’t know their names till now, but I am not surprised since their fiji water consistently has the highest amount of fecal contamination of any bottled water. They also have FDA recalls, and enough microplastics to get a lawsuit…
They’re also pom wonderful, cuties, and wonderful pistachios. L if you get into the California water bank situation it gets a bit dystopian.
They have the massive almond farms right? I think that’s what I read earlier.
Yeah they grow tons of crops with huge water demands and that’s a major major factor in the California water shortage.
Sure would be nice if the government would get off their asses and resolve that.
Iirc they were being sued for it but I dunno how it is that shook out yet.