But human existence is suffering. Buddhism teaches that if you do incredibly well, you’ll be reborn as a being with a worry-free life. Being a plankton sounds exactly like that.
IMO human existence, with all its benefits, is waaaaay below plankton.
Homie led the plankton revolt of 1831479QT, and ushered in a golden age of cooperation and peace between the sea Lords and planktonions, so that only the old, sick, and recently deceased plankton would fuel the hunger of the overlords, and doesn’t even remember
You could take refuge in the fact that you must have been a very good plankton to make it all the way to human in a single cycle.
I wanna be a lobster
But human existence is suffering. Buddhism teaches that if you do incredibly well, you’ll be reborn as a being with a worry-free life. Being a plankton sounds exactly like that.
IMO human existence, with all its benefits, is waaaaay below plankton.
Interesting thought, but I’ll take thought over what’s basically water-grass.
I’ve tried thought. I’d like to go with plankton for a while now, thanks.
Thoughts and prayers. I hope you get your wish.
Homie led the plankton revolt of 1831479QT, and ushered in a golden age of cooperation and peace between the sea Lords and planktonions, so that only the old, sick, and recently deceased plankton would fuel the hunger of the overlords, and doesn’t even remember
Damn, I didn’t realize plankton had it so hard. Makes sense that it would be krill or be krilled.
He was a good christian plancton.
Then wouldn’t he have gone to plankton heaven?