Bernie Ecclestoned@sh.itjust.works to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2年前Bobi, the world's oldest dog ever, dies aged 31www.bbc.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up1636arrow-down118
arrow-up1618arrow-down1external-linkBobi, the world's oldest dog ever, dies aged 31www.bbc.co.ukBernie Ecclestoned@sh.itjust.works to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2年前message-square42fedilink
minus-squareDagonPie@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2年前Im not even 30 yet and im going gray. How fucked am i
minus-squareMedicsOfAnarchy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2年前(notes your comment is 5 hours old. Too late to reply.)
minus-squareJustAManOnAToilet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2年前There’s a natural regimen to save yourself - you must cut out all gluten, eat meals consisting of horse/radish paste (that’s a paste made of horses and radishes), and drink at least 6 glasses of clam juice per day.
minus-squareroguetrick@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-22年前Where do you get your gluten free horses?
minus-squarenezbyte@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2年前Etsy or eBay surprisingly enough. They are mildly radioactive, but worth every penny!
Im not even 30 yet and im going gray. How fucked am i
You will be lucky to outlive Bobi.
(notes your comment is 5 hours old. Too late to reply.)
There’s a natural regimen to save yourself - you must cut out all gluten, eat meals consisting of horse/radish paste (that’s a paste made of horses and radishes), and drink at least 6 glasses of clam juice per day.
Where do you get your gluten free horses?
Etsy or eBay surprisingly enough. They are mildly radioactive, but worth every penny!
At least you have hair