• kromem@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    No, didn’t you get the memo?

    Everything is a team sport these days, and just like you can either be team Jacob or team Edward but can’t be undecided, online etiquette rules dictate that you can either be team Hamas or team IDF.

    And no, team ‘civilians’ doesn’t count. Too much grey area for people to know whether you are on their team or not. They’ll need to read your entire comments to know if they should downvote you or upvote you.

    Could you imagine?

    That’s probably a war crime in and of itself.

    So hurry up and pick a side and stop making discussing international conflicts online so complicated with your ‘nuance’ BS.

    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
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      1 year ago

      So glad you brought this up… I am 100% team Voltari. Edward is like over 100 years old and Bella is like 16, 17 maybe? Seems a little statutory rapey. Oh then Jacob falls in love with their child at the age of like less than one…

      Voltari should have ripped them all apart and threw them in the fire.