• Plopp@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    I think a better analogy would be if you kill someone and then deny murder while being caught standing over the dead body with a bloody knife and the victim’s blood all over you while you’re still stabbing the corpse.

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      11 months ago

      Carl: Alright, well…I was upstairs…

      Paul: Okay…

      Carl: I was uh…I was sitting in my room…

      Paul: Yes?

      Carl: reading a book…

      Paul: Go on…

      Carl: And, uh, well this guy walked in…

      Paul: Okay…

      Carl: So, I went up to him…

      Paul: Yes…

      Carl: And I…I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.

      Paul: Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl, that KILLS people!

      Carl: Oh! Well, I didn’t know that!!

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      11 months ago

      A better analogy would be that if you had thrust your head so far up Putin’s arse that you could taste the pirozhki, then you too would probably find your mouth constantly full of his shit.

      Orban is scum.